Failony

A crime in which you commit an intense fail.

You've just commited a failony, we're taking you in.

Failony by Donald M February 1, 2009

Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

Failony by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010

commiting a Fallony 

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

commiting a Fallony by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

failonaut 

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

failonaut by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Failogy 

Using flawed logic to arrive at an incorrect conclusion.

Apples have sugar, and they're good for me, so sugar must be good for me too!

Dude, that's total failogy.

Failogy by TrueChaosIncarnate April 26, 2019