fidonk

The physical act in which a male grips his cock in his hands and smacks the female in her face. Can also slap another male's face. Back in the Roman times, it was very common for a male to show displeasure of a concubine's felatio by fidonking her.

James Spader and Kevin Spacey can often be found fidonking each other in the showers.

by Figgins March 26, 2007

fidonk

to smack a chick with your cock while your cumming

im gonna fidonk that bitch

by detheroc October 28, 2003

fadonk

To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.

I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

fidonet

(Archaic) A 20-year old amateur system of over 10,000 nodes maintained and run by volunteers and used by electronic bulletin board system operators to exchange e-mail.

Writing a batch file for Binkley to manage Fidonet connections was a pain in the ass.

by Tarrasque November 18, 2002

fedonk

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

fadonk

to bitch slap some1 with ur dong

bree got fadonked by the enormous dick and thats why shes blind now

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

FUDONK

To be happy or to share happiness with someone

He went and gave her a fudonk birthday kiss on the cheek.

by POOPERDOODLE May 9, 2007