fadonked

to smack ones nutsack or cock against another person's face

while mary was sleeping i fadonked her

by david kain March 02, 2007

fadonk

To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.

I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

fadonk

to bitch slap some1 with ur dong

bree got fadonked by the enormous dick and thats why shes blind now

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

fadonk

when one takes his flacid cack and smackes it across the face of another... possibly leaving an indentation or some sort.

Jerome whipped his monsterous cack out of his "sean john" trousers and graciously fadonk'd oprah after learning that she had cheated on him with his own father.

by Skittles March 23, 2004

Fadonked

When a girl is giving a terrible blow job and the guy whips his dick out and hits her across the face. This contact will leave a mark. This usually occurs when a girl has braces and is scatching a man's penis in the process of a blow job

The reason why Jennifer Aniston didnt show up to the Academy Awards is being the night before she got fadonked and had a mark that resembled my penis.

by TittyFuckHerAss March 03, 2009

fadonk

to be slapped in the face with someones long shlong

Tony fadonked Laura in the face and crusted her eyes shut

by ChristinaLauEileen June 12, 2003

fadonk

Onomopoeia. A dong to the dome.

Margaret Thatcher fadonked Ronald Reagan and then he got Alzheimer's and died.

by suite 13 December 18, 2005