stupid wuxia

A descriptive term for a fictional work, invariably a motion picture, which incorporates the fantastic attributes of the Wulin (The Jianghu as depicted in wuxia fiction, where heroes dedicate their lives to increasing their martial skills to superhuman levels) in a non-Wulin setting without establishing an alternative explanation, usually in the interest of promoting a choreography fad.

_Romeo Must Die_ was stupid wuxia, whereas _The Matrix_ was not.

by Tarrasque November 19, 2002

bork

Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.

Bork bork bork.

by Tarrasque November 19, 2002

wuxia

Wuxia can be crudely translated as "chivalrous warrior", and is used as an all-encompassing term to describe a genre of Chinese fiction that deals with knight-errant martial artists in the "Jianghu", or the composite fantasy world, as Eric Yin puts it, of "lumpen intelligentsia, adventurers, monks, priests, rebels, cultists, unemployed peasants and laborers, itinerant peddlers, beggars, disbanded soldiers, gangsters, smugglers, and other outcasts of society".

_Once Upon A Time In China_ is a terrific wuxia movie.

by Tarrasque November 19, 2002

tarrasque

1. The most feared monster on the Prime Material Plane.

I won a fight with a kobold with the trusty aid of my pet tarrasque.

by tarrasque November 22, 2003

bushify

To make simpler; to enquayle.

I could not defeat Sagat in Street Fighter II until I bushified it to difficulty level 2.

by Tarrasque November 20, 2002

chronic

Referring to the sensation: -cles of Narnia.

We love the Chronic, what; -cles of Narnia.

by Tarrasque December 22, 2005

RSPW

Acronym: rec.sport.pro-wrestling, a Usenet group filled with insane, hostile trolls. Alternates: RSP-W, r.s.p-w, risparew.

RSPW needs SHERIFF MANNY VARGAS.

by Tarrasque November 20, 2002