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Fagatosis 

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.
Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!
Fagatosis by Dispenser August 1, 2018

Fartosis of the Louvre 

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.
I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.
A diagnosis for feeling fat
My brother asked me what my problem was when my clothes didn't fit right. I told him I was suffering from Fatosis.
Fatosis by Lenzlah March 9, 2021

fagotosis 

when everything around you turns gay like a disease
why are all the girls turning bi, and the guys turning gay at school??

man, fagotosis is spreading
fagotosis by R3ll March 13, 2010

fartosis 

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
fartosis by three-m January 13, 2010
The receiving member in a gay male orgy in which the receiver gets “tossed” around between the other joining fags.
Mathew ,the fagtoss from last night, really took all our fluids. Best fagtoss in the Southwest!
fagtoss by Elliot McCormick July 20, 2019