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Facial Fauci 

Very much a traditional definition of the facial sexual act. The caveat here is if the person performing the ejacualtion of semen has been fully vaccinated for COVID-19, although it is unproven, but widely believed in certain circles, the semen will contain COVID-19 antibodies and that consumption of the semen is encouraged to receive some antibodies but by no means is substitute for getting the vaccine shot.
Randall: I met this wonderful lady last night, but then after sex she wanted me to give her a facial fauci since she thinks my semen contains antibodies for COVID-19 after we had a conversation about me being fully vaccinated.

Jamal: smh. I don’t think that’s how it works, but was she wearing a mask at least?

Randall: during or after the facial fauci?
Facial Fauci by QUSO2020 April 29, 2021
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Mani-Pedi-Facial 

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017

facial aesthetics 

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.
leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s
facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017

snow facial 

When someone gets their face pushed into the snow by their friend. Usually during snowball fights.
"Oh man,yesterday we had this crazy snowball fight and I gave Timmy a snow facial!"
snow facial by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008

Boracay Facial 

When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.
Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!

septic facial 

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.
Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.
septic facial by Squealer February 3, 2014

Ironic Facial Hair 

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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