3 definitions by QUSO2020

Very much a traditional definition of the facial sexual act. The caveat here is if the person performing the ejacualtion of semen has been fully vaccinated for COVID-19, although it is unproven, but widely believed in certain circles, the semen will contain COVID-19 antibodies and that consumption of the semen is encouraged to receive some antibodies but by no means is substitute for getting the vaccine shot.
Randall: I met this wonderful lady last night, but then after sex she wanted me to give her a facial fauci since she thinks my semen contains antibodies for COVID-19 after we had a conversation about me being fully vaccinated.

Jamal: smh. I don’t think that’s how it works, but was she wearing a mask at least?

Randall: during or after the facial fauci?
by QUSO2020 April 29, 2021
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All rich white people are douchebags, but not all white people are rich and/or douchebags. The amount of zero's of their net worth is the same and/or equal to the size of their ego
Jamal: Yo, did ya see Brad yesterday?

Zach: Nah, that pretentious jerk didn't hang out with us because he wanted to go sailing and gossip about the rest of us in the community to his hedge fuck friends who drive BMW's

Jamal: I don't mean to be racist, Yall all are white though, how come he sold you out like an Xbox?

Zach: Well Jamal, the thing is not all white people are the same, you got the regular whites who are down with the homies and the rich white people who are down with other rich white people, in other words, they ain't down with the homies. It's black and white, no pun intended.

Jamal: It's all good. Word.
by QUSO2020 October 23, 2011
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Same thing as Spank Bank, but with the updated wording of Fap

Collection of mental fantasies, images of men/women to use to help you ejaculate.
Jose: Madonna's nipple isn't worth fapping to dude.

Mike: You can always make a deposit into the Fap Bank for later, in case you're running low.

Jose: True that.
by QUSO2020 June 13, 2012
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