faceplamm

A /faceplamm/ is a 'facepalm'qv moment wherein the fail being reacted to is of such enormity that basic fine motor control has broken down and the reactor is reduced to mashing the keys without being able to correctly count or sequence the letters of the word. Coined by mordac.

<Person A> See, for instance, 2g1c
<Person B> What's 2g1c?
<Person C> DON'T google it!!
<B> ....aiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
<C> (faceplamm)

by imipak June 18, 2011

facepalmingly

Adjective form of the progressive verb facepalming (the act of raising one or both hands to your face when something stupid happens). When something is really frustrating and stupid and you end up realising it's facepalmingly stupid.

Michael Gove's education reforms are facepalmingly stupid.

by Nonflyingfarang September 10, 2013

facepalm

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Random stupid question

Reply:

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by Turd_Gobbler June 22, 2009

Facepalmist

A facepalmist is someone, who by virtue one's idiocy (unaccountable by a disease or disorder), gives the reader/listener an inevitable, painful collision between one's palm and the face, one of the reasons being the utter disgust of having to share the identity of "human" with the facepalmist.

This person is not the regular ignorant person (which is basically each one of us) who says something stupid once in a while. Both the quantity and quality of stupid matters, he/she has to be very stupid and often stupid. The suffix "ist" is justified by the expert level stupidity in a facepalmist.

Facepalmist: If some stars are 100 light years away, then how do I see them? I am not 10 million years old, stupid cosmologists!
Anyone with basic common sense: *Facepalm*

by psychsatani December 23, 2013

facepalmfamous

A term coined by YouTube user gineriella to describe those that have become famous because of how awful and facepalm-triggering they are. Mostly used to describe viral stars like Rebecca Black.

Person 1: Did you see that the 'Hot Problems' video has gone viral? Those girls are basically famous now.
Person 2: They're not famous, they're facepalmfamous.

by Isaaaaaaac September 22, 2012

facepalming

Like, embarrassing, etc., but with a facepalm, too.

Obviously.

OMFG, this is facepalming!

by khalyd January 22, 2011

Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

by WBS3 March 7, 2008