faceboard

A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).

A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard

Faceboard moment:
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by Anonymous9786896343 May 7, 2010

Faceboard

The act of slamming your face into the keyboard, typically done when frustrated.

"Urlo tsk rrof an @"
"Jim got so mad at Dota 2, that he faceboarded."

by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017

fartboarding

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

facetard

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

faceboast

To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."

Alex faceboasts every weekend. He tries so hard to make us jealous of his social life.

by OsirusR July 22, 2009

facebarf

(noun)

1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook

(verb)

2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance

Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"

Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah

Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"

by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011

Facebore

On Facebook - someone who continually writes or your wall or leaves msgs, yet they are boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing.

Holy Eric! Enough with the long messages about your Mom's sexlife! You've become a facebore!

by Magnificent Pam July 9, 2007