faceplause 

An "applause" type sound that occurs when someone says something so stupid that crowds of people are forced to facepalm in disgrace-at the same time.

*discussion of rain cycle* Girl: "Oh, like, real rain?" *faceplause*

faceplause by 0100100001101001 September 19, 2009

fapplause 

(n) the clap-like sound one makes while masturbating to good porn.

the slapping, near-clap sound that is made by the hand slapping one's inner thigh while masturbating.

Fapplaud (v),

Pee-wee Herman's public fapplause was seen as innapropriate to most people.

fapplause by Martin Fitzgerald Finkle May 6, 2011

Faceplace 

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.

Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

Faceplace by Rihanna Townsend July 7, 2009

faceplus 

A socially inappropriate action performed within a social network . Often used as a passive verb, to be faceplussed, to describe being the victim of a socially inappropriate action. For examples, sharing a private photo with all of your friends instead of just one. It comes from a combination of Facebook, Google Plus, and the facepalm you perform once you realize you did it.

This guy totally faceplussed me yesterday by posting a political rant on my feed. Now all my friends think I am some kind of doomsday prepper.

faceplus by davevr November 12, 2014

fauxplause 

The slow, sarcastic applause used to mock another person's shortcomings.

Jacob: "Check it out, I can ollie this curb with my new skateboard no problem."
<smashes into the curb and tumbles wildly>
Chris: (clapping slowly) "Bravo man, you're better than Tony Hawk."
Jacob: (writhing in pain) "Screw you and your fauxplause."

fauxplause by Nameless589 August 23, 2009

faceplease 

when everything you ever do on facebook is aimed to please a certain friend/group of friends, whom you hardly know.

"dude, do you have andy on facebook?"

"yeah, i always try to faceplease him"

faceplease by danstroyer March 17, 2010

faceplate

The front part of portable eletronics like cell phones and portable video games.

I'll buy a new faceplate for my PSP.

faceplate by Markirus October 20, 2009