Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.
*falsetto* FACEPLAM.
Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
*falsetto* FACEPLAM.
Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
by The Real Egon Spengler September 4, 2014
It was a pretty big faceplam moment.
by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008
A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.
Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*
by Prism Panther November 26, 2014
What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.
by iTesco August 23, 2010
(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.
by ColeslawProductions October 19, 2013
Example :
"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"
n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame
"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"
n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame
by Ub3r Sc0t3H April 1, 2010
A facepalm made with the back of the hand so it doesn't hurt as much when something doesn't merit a facepalm but is seriously stupid.
*reading the news*:
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*
by cocainecocainecocaine November 5, 2014