Faceplaint

Using the social media site Facebook to vent and complain in status updates. Furthermore, a faceplainter is someone who regularly posts faceplaints, annoying their friends almost daily with negative, trivial personal problems.

My "friend" complained yet again on facebook today. Her faceplaint post read: "I have such a headache and have to work until 3, wish I could go home and nap but I have to take the dog for a walk and then make myself dinner because my roomate can't cook and then I'll take a cold shower because the neighbor uses all the hot water and my hair will be fizzy just like it was today. Urg - I hate Monday to Saturday".

Faceplaint by sanplan March 9, 2012

Pizza Faceplant 

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008

Carolina Faceplant 

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.

I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!

Carolina Faceplant by bojzzle June 12, 2010

faceplant 

Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.

"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."

faceplant by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003

FACEPLANT 

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.

For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg

FACEPLANT by PGDN April 16, 2004

Dutch Faceplant 

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

Dutch Faceplant by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

tacklebox faceplant 

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant

"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"

tacklebox faceplant by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006