by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003
An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.
A faceplant (also face plant) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.
by doi May 04, 2009
The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.
or
When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.
or
When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.
"Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"
"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"
"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"
by KICHKO May 31, 2008
To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut
Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.
by pandyrooney January 31, 2018
During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.
by Kevin F. January 25, 2005
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by PGDN April 16, 2004