facepump

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

facehump

vt. - To completely dominate and/or thoroughly eviscerate someone in some means of competition, usually video games. See also pwn.

n. - One who is on the receiving end of a consequent facehump. To be completely embarrassed from the actions taken in some means of competition, that some have to wonder if there is a severe mental deficiency or a considerable physical limitation that caused the facehumpage in the first place.

Because, you just don't facehump retarded people or the elderly. It would be fuckin' funny, but sooooo wrong...

Background: Imagine someone making a humping motion with their groin. Insert face at hump. There ya go.

"Man, you just got FACEHUMPED!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Dude, look at the score. 16-1. Total facehumpage."
"Yeah, well, I did your mom last night! And, I really DID facehump her! OWNED!"
"...Dude, my mom died last night. From suffocation."
"R-really? I'm sorry, bro..."
"HAH! Just kidding! Yet again, FACEHUMPED!"
"Dude, you're an ass."

by harryman712 April 12, 2005

Facedump

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

"She facedumped me!"

by The Lyon March 7, 2009

Facedumping

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.

I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.

by e-boner February 5, 2010

Facejump

A surprise and not necessarily wanted make out. When one person decides to kiss another without the latter knowing it is going to happen.

Jen: Last night Chris kissed me!
Cassie: Ew! Why did you let him do that?!?
Jen: I didn't. It was a facejump! He caught me by complete surprise

by ryersonchik December 20, 2010

facepuml

A variation of facepalm, expressing extreme frustration or disappointment. It began as a typo of facepalm (facepaml) and then morphed into facepuml. It is pronounced "face pummel"

I totally just dropped my phone in the toilet. #facepuml

by q0rban January 22, 2014

facepum

Typically used as an action word to describe the reaction to unexplainable, unreasonable, unnecessary, dumb things that ones do. It has the simlar meaning to "face palm" but in the more extreme way. As Púm in ancient Greeks typically means "unnecessary stupidity" or "unnecessary dumb behaviour" the word is then used together with the word "face" to create the word "facepum" because it has similar pronunciation as face palm. The word it's now commonly used as an insulting and criticising way to react to ones behaviour or action.

He's actions and behaviour makes me wanna facepum myself so hard.

by Polam May 21, 2016