Facebump 

The act of creating useless statuses on Facebook solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.
A useless Facebook status created solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.

I just Facebumped Fred's page

Facebump by Waccused March 24, 2009

Facebump 

When a submissive male is kneeling and a dominate female bumps his face with her ass. Sometimes before a session of face sitting but more often than not a precursor for a later treat.

Jake before he went to work would also want his morning facebump from Sophie. As she would leave she would pout her butt against his face.

Facebump by disco951 January 24, 2015

facebum 

A person who spends alot of time on the social networking site Facebook. It can also refer to anyone who uses Facebook.

I'm going to tell all my facebums about this.

facebum by m0tive February 18, 2009

facehump 

vt. - To completely dominate and/or thoroughly eviscerate someone in some means of competition, usually video games. See also pwn.

n. - One who is on the receiving end of a consequent facehump. To be completely embarrassed from the actions taken in some means of competition, that some have to wonder if there is a severe mental deficiency or a considerable physical limitation that caused the facehumpage in the first place.

Because, you just don't facehump retarded people or the elderly. It would be fuckin' funny, but sooooo wrong...

Background: Imagine someone making a humping motion with their groin. Insert face at hump. There ya go.

"Man, you just got FACEHUMPED!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Dude, look at the score. 16-1. Total facehumpage."
"Yeah, well, I did your mom last night! And, I really DID facehump her! OWNED!"
"...Dude, my mom died last night. From suffocation."
"R-really? I'm sorry, bro..."
"HAH! Just kidding! Yet again, FACEHUMPED!"
"Dude, you're an ass."

facehump by harryman712 April 12, 2005

Facedump 

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

"She facedumped me!"

Facedump by The Lyon March 7, 2009

Facedumping 

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.

I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.

Facedumping by e-boner February 5, 2010

Facebummer 

A Facebook® user who suffers from any number of depressive conditions and thus only posts depressing, awkward and dismal status updates.

"I had to remove Annette from my news feed because her status updates are always so incredibly depressing. She's become a real Facebummer lately."

Facebummer by Uvula February 17, 2010