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Facebookholic 

People who spend way too much time in facebook, making every social interaction via this social network.
Face it dude, you're a facebookholic!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!

facebotch 

a botched attempt at trying to stalk somebody via facebook, usually resulting from profile privacy settings. "Friending" somebody is one way to avoid this.
I saw this girls name on a piece of paper in class. I decided to look her up on facebook, but I was facebotched. Should I hit creeper status and friend her?

I told that chick to facebook me, but she's gonna facebotch. Trick...
facebotch by kidkumma March 5, 2009

Facedouche 

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com
1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.
Facedouche by TheBigEll October 20, 2008

Faceboocrastinating 

Faceboocrastinating is the putting aside of primary tasks in order to spend time on facebook
'Hey man do you want to join our study group?'
'Yeah I'll join but I'll probably just spend my time faceboocrastinating.'

facedouche 

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.
"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"
facedouche by eSKape February 21, 2009

Facebooxhibitionism 

When someone feels the need to tell everybody about everything on Facebook.
Why did she post all about her new kitten on Facebook? No one even cares! She was just being a Facebooxhibitionist!

Ugh, I *hate* facebooxhibitionism
Facebooxhibitionism by RooskiJD December 2, 2009