Facedouche 

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com

1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.

Facedouche by TheBigEll October 20, 2008

facedouche 

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.

"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"

facedouche by eSKape February 21, 2009

Facedouche 

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

Facedouche by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009

Fedouche 

The fedora worn by an unattractive guy who plays the guitar to trick girls into thinking he is hotter than he actually is. They can usually be found on the heads of annoying guys playing covers of Disney or Jack Johnson songs on college campuses.

Girl one: That guy playing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" on the quad is totally hot.

Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.

Fedouche by ajt313 August 25, 2011

fagadouche 

The combination of the two words fag and douche. Basically, when the words fag and douche are just not enough. It can be used in any context, however mainly used as a noun.

This fagadouche came up to my girl last night and starting hitting on her, so I had to beat his fagadouche ass.

fagadouche by Frank V. (Smokey) August 28, 2006

fedouche 

fe-douche (pronounced feh-doosh): A heterosexual white male who thinks he looks artsy and hip becuase he is wearing a fedora.

Check out that Fedouche over there playing guitar. Nice chuck taylors, fag!

fedouche by Bro King Scott September 7, 2010

fadouche 

when someone says or does somthing beyond being a douche bag but not quite a choch

guy falls down stairs: fadouche

fadouche by matt@ajs June 1, 2007