Dude, I just had a facegasam.
Did it feel as good as everglading?
Well, of course not, but it was great.
Next time you facegasam use a fucking tissue.
Did it feel as good as everglading?
Well, of course not, but it was great.
Next time you facegasam use a fucking tissue.
by Go Bot August 27, 2009
Get the Facegasam mug.1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner
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3. not meeting expectations
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by what a let down November 16, 2004
Get the fakegasms mug.When your rectal cavity is clogged by a titanic shit for days on end and when you finally release your bowel it ends up covering the bowl in shyte and giving you a feeling of pure ecstasy.
I went to camp for 7 days, i went without shitting for 6, on the seventh day i literally destroyed the stall with an intense fecegasm
by sdelgood February 26, 2009
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''way to fakegasm''
''what a fakegasm-er''
''its so fakegasm''
''what a fakegasm-er''
''its so fakegasm''
by what a let down November 16, 2004
Get the fakegasm mug.A sneeze that is so incredibly big, loud and satisfying, it feels like your face had an orgasm. The best facegasms are the ones with projectile snot and saliva shooting out of the nose and mouth.
"I never understand it when I see people who stifle their sneezes, and look like they're imploding. I'd rather have a full-blown facegasm!"
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