facegasm 

A sneeze that is so incredibly big, loud and satisfying, it feels like your face had an orgasm. The best facegasms are the ones with projectile snot and saliva shooting out of the nose and mouth.

"I never understand it when I see people who stifle their sneezes, and look like they're imploding. I'd rather have a full-blown facegasm!"

facegasm by SneezyDwarf August 16, 2013

Facegasm 

When you are on Facebook for 5 hours and you finally log off, pull out, and that rush of blood and oxygen come back to your head and the world around you looks brighter and more alive.

I totally had a facegasm when I logged off and noticed I havent showered in 5 days!

Facegasm by Momo Stones September 30, 2010

facegasm 

When you're eating something so good it makes your face feel like it's having an orgasm

I was eating a chocolate croissant while skypeing my boyfriend; it was so good I couldn't help having a facegasm.

facegasm by facestransplanted January 29, 2015

Facegasm 

When you encounter a fine piece of ass and your face gets all hot, turns bright red, and starts tingling from the neck up. Generally accompanied by uncontrolled giggling, inappropriate noises, or altogether foul language of a sexual nature.

"Channing Tatum is so fucking hot, he gives me facegasms!!"

OR

"I know Channing Tatum is hot, but damn...this is your 5th facegasm tonight!!"

Facegasm by Geneva & Kat January 2, 2007

facegasm 

That sensational feeling you get when you see that someone has commented on your facebook wall, like an orgasm except in your face.

"OMG! insert name here just commented on my facebook wall! *facegasms*

facegasm by larryzedragon June 14, 2009

Facegamer

Noun:

A person who plays one or more of the game applications on Facebook. Usually these people become very annoying with their constant game posts about what they need for their Farm, Fish, Mafia, Pets, etc. Such players also tend to spam inboxes with game invites and so called "free gifts".

Joe: "Man, Kate is really annoying me with all her posts. I can't see the important posts on my wall anymore because of her. She has really become a Facegamer"

Kevin: "After being laid-off for a few months, I really became a Facegamer and it kind of sucked to go back to work"

Facegamer by Dayzee0u812 August 9, 2010

facegamer

A person who plays Facebook games and considers themselves a real gamer.

Tony thinks he knows RPGs because he plays Mafia Wars. What a facegamer!

facegamer by multislacker August 9, 2010