facebasm

When a Facebook user goes on a Facebook friend deleting frenzy. This is quite usually after over sharing too much of their personal life and thoughts with complete strangers they willing agreed to add as Facebook friends.

Brittany really had a facebasm after last weekend's party.

by GhostofYouExBoyfriend April 24, 2018

facegasm

A sneeze that is so incredibly big, loud and satisfying, it feels like your face had an orgasm. The best facegasms are the ones with projectile snot and saliva shooting out of the nose and mouth.

"I never understand it when I see people who stifle their sneezes, and look like they're imploding. I'd rather have a full-blown facegasm!"

by SneezyDwarf August 16, 2013

facebasket

A wastebasket or repository for a Facebook or myspace dropout or hasbin. Where a troller winds up...in the Facebasket!

"He's on a real ego trip due to social networking! But after you read his posts you will understand why I am certain he will soon be in the Facebasket"

by Rem Selnick November 2, 2015

Facegasm

When you are on Facebook for 5 hours and you finally log off, pull out, and that rush of blood and oxygen come back to your head and the world around you looks brighter and more alive.

I totally had a facegasm when I logged off and noticed I havent showered in 5 days!

by Momo Stones September 30, 2010

Facebase

Your update feed on facebook. The place where you start when signing into facebook or go to when clinking the "home" tab. The place where you see all of your facebook friends updated status and such if you haven't blocked them.

I noticed that my best friend broken up with her boyfriend when I signed in and saw my facebase. I knew she would be calling me soon to talk about it.

by MyMusicAddiction August 22, 2010

facegasm

When you're eating something so good it makes your face feel like it's having an orgasm

I was eating a chocolate croissant while skypeing my boyfriend; it was so good I couldn't help having a facegasm.

by facestransplanted January 29, 2015

Facebashing

Making someone look ugly or trying to brake him down by alligations, because he did something you personally didnt want to happen.

Idiot #1: Dude, he is a fucking retard, he cant do anything right, he is a complete idiot.
Idiot #2: Why?
Idiot #1: Well, because i think blablablabla
Idiot #2: Stop facebashing omfg

by this is it loloolol January 10, 2010