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Facegush 

To inform others via a staus update that ones mood is good/great/awesome, usually to the disgust of the reader.
Hey Ross, did you see Carlys status today? It was all like;

"Carly says today is going to be a great day, life is great, Hoorah..."

Dude, what a Facegush...
Facegush by Benaman July 12, 2009

The Facewash 

When you position your hand horizontally, grab one's face and proceed to swiping in a downward motion, palm down; Usually done when one is acting in a foolish manner. Can be done with wet hands for better results.
As a group of friends rock out to a 80's hair band genere of music, Mo sings the wrong refrain to a commonly known song and as a result to this Tom hits her up with a solid "facewash"

Mexican Facewash 

The act of taking a persons head and shoving their face into a dirt covered snow bank.
I told this bitch to give me road head, she refused. So i pulled the car over and gave her a mexican facewash.
Mexican Facewash by drock214 February 6, 2010

R Kelly Facewash 

Pissing on someones face, weather they like it or not
This Bitch was pissin me off last night so I hooked her up with an R Kelly FaceWash!
in a hockey fight when one player rubs the smelly ass plah of his hockey glove up and down the other players face, like he was washing his face, its one of the most annoying and aggrivatting things, not to mention degrading, a badass move.
oh man, stock just gave that guy a nice facewash, bet hes pretty pissed
facewash by dave February 7, 2005
ice hockey variation a facewash in an ice hockey game is a provocative move or an attempt at intimidation that may precede a fight where the aggressor performs the facewash wearing his or her hockey glove allowing the sweat-soaked (and often ubernasty smelling) leather palm of the glove to do the washing and make the point.
When Pronger facewashed the rookie in the corner, the kid retaliated with a punch and they both went to the box.
facewash by sonomamike June 4, 2009