fecegasm

When your rectal cavity is clogged by a titanic shit for days on end and when you finally release your bowel it ends up covering the bowl in shyte and giving you a feeling of pure ecstasy.

I went to camp for 7 days, i went without shitting for 6, on the seventh day i literally destroyed the stall with an intense fecegasm

fecegasm by sdelgood February 26, 2009

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facegasm

A sneeze that is so incredibly big, loud and satisfying, it feels like your face had an orgasm. The best facegasms are the ones with projectile snot and saliva shooting out of the nose and mouth.

"I never understand it when I see people who stifle their sneezes, and look like they're imploding. I'd rather have a full-blown facegasm!"

facegasm by SneezyDwarf August 16, 2013

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Facegasm

When you are on Facebook for 5 hours and you finally log off, pull out, and that rush of blood and oxygen come back to your head and the world around you looks brighter and more alive.

I totally had a facegasm when I logged off and noticed I havent showered in 5 days!

Facegasm by Momo Stones September 30, 2010

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facegasm

When you're eating something so good it makes your face feel like it's having an orgasm

I was eating a chocolate croissant while skypeing my boyfriend; it was so good I couldn't help having a facegasm.

facegasm by facestransplanted January 29, 2015

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Facegasm

When you encounter a fine piece of ass and your face gets all hot, turns bright red, and starts tingling from the neck up. Generally accompanied by uncontrolled giggling, inappropriate noises, or altogether foul language of a sexual nature.

"Channing Tatum is so fucking hot, he gives me facegasms!!"

OR

"I know Channing Tatum is hot, but damn...this is your 5th facegasm tonight!!"

Facegasm by Geneva & Kat January 2, 2007

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facegasm

That sensational feeling you get when you see that someone has commented on your facebook wall, like an orgasm except in your face.

"OMG! insert name here just commented on my facebook wall! *facegasms*

facegasm by larryzedragon June 14, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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