fartgasam

The simultaneous act of farting and orgasaming. During the process of bodily contraction or relaxation during an orgasm, a fart is released. This occurs in both men and women (for women, this is not the same as a queef), and although embarrasing is a completely natural occurance.

A fartgasam is when a man or woman farts while orgasaming

by satt October 11, 2013

fartasm

The feeling of great pleasure after passing a wicked ass fart which has been held for a great amount of time.

Damn. I rotted one so bad, I think I had a fartasm.

by chicachica_boomboom April 17, 2009

Fartgasm

The rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to orgasm and fart at the same time. One feels confused, and can't decide from which end to fire first. The farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the fuck just happend. To prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don't consume any beans on those lonely Saturday nights.

Chipper: "Dude your not gonna believe what happend last night"

Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"

Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"

Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."

by Peach-fuzz September 2, 2009

fatgasm

1. When a fat person has an orgasm.

2. When a fat person gets sexual pleasure from staring at/eating/absorbing food.

3. When two fat people share an intimate love over a single food.

1. Wow, Zac seriously had a fatgasm.

2. Did you see the way Zac was staring at that hamburger? It's almost as if he had a fatgasm.

3. Zac and Cory had a fatgasm over a single french fry.

by mcdonaldsfan January 18, 2008

fartgasm

the act of farting after holding it in for a long period time, aside from the obvious relief from doing so you also feel a dry tingle go through your anus which causes a certin degree of stimilation.

most people wont admit to this, gay or straight.

tony:damn dude i just had a fartgasm, oh boy did that feel so sexual!

rush limbaugh:i blame your deviant behavour on the liberal media and you probably have had sex with bill clinton,,,,(lets one roll out!),,,oh those fartgasms do feel good,,,time for another oxy

by erik debauchery November 6, 2006

fartgasm

1. To experience unsurpassed relief from the act of flatulence.
2. An exceptionally satisfying feeling of relief and comfort after releasing a long overdue, or unusually gassy fart.

Not necessarily associated with sexual pleasure.

"I had to hold that one for so long that I had a fartgasm when I let it go."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

Fartgasm

The end result of a particularly strong fart with enough sustained vibratto combined with the correct tightness in jeans that only affords passage of said flatulence around and over the vaginal passage which culminates in tickling the bean in that oh so special way.

The elusive fartgasm can always be identified by it's telltale sound which is something akin to a bulldog slurping up a bowl of mayonnaise.

Hey hon! Keep that broccoli and green peppers comin'. I'm in the mood for a fartgasm tonight. Woo-hoooo!!! Now crack a window, it's gonna get a little dicey in here.

by Montana Mule February 5, 2010