When NFL broadcasters get way too excited about the play of an over the hill, overrated "gunslinger", whose career TD-int ratio is about 3 to 2. First and most often displayed in John Madden.
Christ, Monday Night Football is almost unwatchable; every time Number 4 touched the ball Jon Gruden has a Farvegasm.
1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner
1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner
2. a disapointment
3. apparently fake
''way to fakegasm''
''what a fakegasm-er''
''its so fakegasm''
A sneeze that is so incredibly big, loud and satisfying, it feels like your face had an orgasm. The best facegasms are the ones with projectile snot and saliva shooting out of the nose and mouth.
"I never understand it when I see people who stifle their sneezes, and look like they're imploding. I'd rather have a full-blown facegasm!"
When you are on Facebook for 5 hours and you finally log off, pull out, and that rush of blood and oxygen come back to your head and the world around you looks brighter and more alive.
I totally had a facegasm when I logged off and noticed I havent showered in 5 days!
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a souldigger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.