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fakegasms 

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. not meeting expectations
"i had fakegams with him"
fakegasms by what a let down November 16, 2004
Words you can keep

FAKEASSBITCH 

FAKEASSBITCH - A girl who is really fake, and thinks shes sweet
You FAKEASSBITCH, go make me some salad
FAKEASSBITCH by zeroassault0221 June 27, 2004
A fake orgasm used when your guy can't please you but you don't want to hurt his feelings.
"Justin didn't even come close."
"Then just fakeasm!!"
fakeasm by kaitlyn February 16, 2004

fakegasm 

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. apparently fake
''way to fakegasm''
''what a fakegasm-er''
''its so fakegasm''
fakegasm by what a let down November 16, 2004

facegasm 

A sneeze that is so incredibly big, loud and satisfying, it feels like your face had an orgasm. The best facegasms are the ones with projectile snot and saliva shooting out of the nose and mouth.
"I never understand it when I see people who stifle their sneezes, and look like they're imploding. I'd rather have a full-blown facegasm!"
facegasm by SneezyDwarf August 16, 2013

Favegasm 

When someone goes on a website, and favourites almost everything from another's gallery.
I just had a huge favegasm O.o
Favegasm by theoneandonlySPK October 28, 2009

fakeassgangsta

someone who thinks they are gangster, but are clearly not
guy1: yo, that nigga said he capped some next nigga

guy2: yeah thats bullshit

guy1: yeah i know, hes a fakeassgangsta
fakeassgangsta by thegsta September 29, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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