faceboard
A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).
A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard
A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard
faceboard by Anonymous9786896343 May 7, 2010
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Faceboard by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017
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fartboarding
A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.
Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.
fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011
facetard
facetard by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010
faceboast
To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."
facebarf
(noun)
1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook
(verb)
2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance
1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook
(verb)
2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance
Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"
Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah
Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"
Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah
Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"
facebarf by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011
Facebore
On Facebook - someone who continually writes or your wall or leaves msgs, yet they are boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing.
Facebore by Magnificent Pam July 9, 2007
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