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1. n. a type of bird that continually facks. it screeches and yells and sings continually roaming from room to room.
2. v. to have a fackbird harming you physically or psychologically
2. v. to have a fackbird harming you physically or psychologically
1. "Oh man did you see fackbird?"
"are you kidding, how could i have missed fackbird roaming around all loud running up and down the hallway?"
2. Oh man, you just got fackbirded. You should probably go see your shrink.
"are you kidding, how could i have missed fackbird roaming around all loud running up and down the hallway?"
2. Oh man, you just got fackbirded. You should probably go see your shrink.
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Facebirth
When one discovers their friend, who they didn't know was pregnant, just had a baby and posted it on Facebook.
Facebirth by Max Simon Simmons Lovelace Ho September 6, 2013
Facebirther
N. Someone who insists that your birthday is on a different day of the year than you were born on because they got the notification from Facebook (usually after somebody changed your birthday as a joke).
(After Mike's brother borrowed his iPhone for a few minutes.)
Facebook: "Thank you for your profile update."
Facebook: "January 12 is your birthday."
Facebook: "You are now friends with Rush Limbaugh. You share this friend with 2 of your friends."
Facebook: "1 of your friends has a birthday today, Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook profile: "Mike was born in Tanzania. Mike is the ugly twin of Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook: "27 friends have wished you a happy birthday."
Mike: "I'm going to kill my brother."
Dad: "Happy Birthday Mike. You are a good son. And I'm glad to see you have given up that liberal stuff."
Mike: "It's not my birthday, my account was hacked!"
Dad: "Don't lie to your own family son."
Mom: "You don't have to hide who you are. We still love you."
Mike: "Dad doesn't surprise me really, but I can't believe you're going Facebirther on me too Mom! You were there when I was born! We have home movies!"
Dad: "If accepting the truth makes us Facebirthers, then so be it Son. Films can be faked, but the internet can't."
Mom: "We must have adopted you. I drank a lot after your brother was born."
Brother: "Ha-ha! Happy Birthday Barack Limbaughma."
Facebook: "Thank you for your profile update."
Facebook: "January 12 is your birthday."
Facebook: "You are now friends with Rush Limbaugh. You share this friend with 2 of your friends."
Facebook: "1 of your friends has a birthday today, Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook profile: "Mike was born in Tanzania. Mike is the ugly twin of Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook: "27 friends have wished you a happy birthday."
Mike: "I'm going to kill my brother."
Dad: "Happy Birthday Mike. You are a good son. And I'm glad to see you have given up that liberal stuff."
Mike: "It's not my birthday, my account was hacked!"
Dad: "Don't lie to your own family son."
Mom: "You don't have to hide who you are. We still love you."
Mike: "Dad doesn't surprise me really, but I can't believe you're going Facebirther on me too Mom! You were there when I was born! We have home movies!"
Dad: "If accepting the truth makes us Facebirthers, then so be it Son. Films can be faked, but the internet can't."
Mom: "We must have adopted you. I drank a lot after your brother was born."
Brother: "Ha-ha! Happy Birthday Barack Limbaughma."
Facebirther by Maddie B June 10, 2012
Facebirth
Constantly updating your facebook status to reflect your pregnancy, up to and including going into labour.
Facebirth by chet_woolery January 4, 2009
facebirthday
When the only mark or recognition of your birthday is that people leave messages on your facebook wall. Often disappointing.
Steve: Hey, did you do anything for your 23rd?
Dean: Nah man, it was a total facebirthday.
Steve: Oh, lame.
Dean: Nah man, it was a total facebirthday.
Steve: Oh, lame.
facebirthday by rockzorz_boxorz December 26, 2010
Facebirthing
Facebirthing by JRoskelley February 22, 2011