faceboast

To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."

Alex faceboasts every weekend. He tries so hard to make us jealous of his social life.

by OsirusR July 22, 2009

faceboast

Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

Facebooktarian

“Facebooktarian” refers to someone who pretends to be a vegetarian, creating a fake image of himself in social networks (mainly Facebook), posting pictures of a healthy lifestyle, while in real life he/she actually eats all kinds of unhealthy food (including all types of meats) and doesn't care much about his health.

My friend Jose is a facebooktarian, always posting really veggie pictures on his timeline but actually he eats every kind of meat.

by Zewsoner September 10, 2015

facebait

Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.

A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."

by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

facebooktivist

A person who engages in social activism by joining different "petition" groups and installs applications dedicated to different causes on Facebook.

"The facebooktivists are out in full force protesting Facebook's new privacy features."

by nerd05 January 2, 2010

facebort

to delete or deactivate your facebook account

I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.

by Reebs77 July 20, 2009

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

by Holla_at_yo_Schola! October 25, 2009