facebark 

for those talkin' loud, and saying nothing

John is facebarking all the time, He's talking out loud but saying nothing.

facebark by Glomevace May 12, 2015

facebarf 

(noun)

1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook

(verb)

2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance

Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"

Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah

Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"

facebarf by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011

Facebalk 

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.

Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!

Facebalk by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011

facebork 

To publish unflattering information or photos detrimental to your own, or someone else's reputation or public image, on the Facebook social network.

That picture you uploaded of Sheila lying in her own vomit was a total facebork, dude... Not cool!

facebork by wurdnerd June 30, 2009

facebalking 

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

facebalking by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007

faceborked 

When an error occurs on the Facebook website.

Grr! I just got Faceborked!

faceborked by TKravos August 25, 2008

facebanking 

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

facebanking by daniel75iv August 4, 2012