facebarf

(noun)

1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook

(verb)

2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance

Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"

Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah

Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"

by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011

facebarf

another name for facebook

I'm going on Facebarf today to upload some pics of us dancing!

by kedddyyeesh January 10, 2010

Facebaffle

A mysterious or cryptic post on Facebook that is either only understood by a very small group of people or is complete non-sense. The proper facebaffle is never explained no matter if others inquire or not.

Suzy facebaffled when she posted “Last night I saw…WOW!” on Facebook then never explained what she meant.

by CSni July 18, 2009

facebarking

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

by metal power February 12, 2010

Facebarcissism

(Noun) The act or habit of liking your own Facebook status.

Facebarcissism is starting to pop up all over my news feed, it's so annoying to see it's affecting several of my friends.

Also: Facebarcissist
Johnny is such a facebarcissist, there isn't a status that he writes that he won't like.

by FriendAndy.com November 15, 2012

facebark

for those talkin' loud, and saying nothing

John is facebarking all the time, He's talking out loud but saying nothing.

by Glomevace May 12, 2015