FaceDeuce

The act of posting on FaceBook whilst on the toilet shitting.

The meaning of life came to me on the crapper, so I FaceDeuced it.

by Das Mason September 10, 2011

Facedouche

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com

1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.

by TheBigEll October 20, 2008

faceduck

the act of abruptly closing your facebook browser window when you see someone you are avoiding is chat available/online.

Logging off quickly to avoid possible unwanted chat texts/comments from coming in.

i tried to check out that link you sent me on facebook, but when i saw Jen was on chat, i quickly pulled a faceduck out of there.

by ajf541 January 1, 2011

facedouche

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.

"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"

by eSKape February 21, 2009

Facedouche

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009

facesauce

another synonym for semen

I sprayed my facesauce all over your girlfriend

by Poopey McPantsfill September 26, 2006

Facadence

Fa-Ca-Dence (Noun) is a word used to describe something like a mask of Facadence it's a metaphor for a Facading yourself and such below this is an example of what it means

The baby in yellow used his mask of facadence to manipulate and gaslight his babysitters to make them believe he is a normal innocent baby.

by YLGABL January 18, 2024