faceduck

the act of abruptly closing your facebook browser window when you see someone you are avoiding is chat available/online.

Logging off quickly to avoid possible unwanted chat texts/comments from coming in.

i tried to check out that link you sent me on facebook, but when i saw Jen was on chat, i quickly pulled a faceduck out of there.

by ajf541 January 1, 2011

facedick

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

facefuck

To grab the back of someones head, stick your dick in their mouth and then ram it down their throat repeatedly. Good style will result in good gag-reflex action

Jane got facefucked

If you don't shut up I'm gonna facefuck you

by mr_pr August 5, 2006

facefuckenomics

making money fucking faces

i told her the big money in porn was pov deepthroat thats just basic facefuckenomics

by myxxxpovnetwork November 14, 2021

facefuck

to stick your dick inside one's mouth and repeatedly jab it down their throat.

I want to facefuck Joe Contreras.

by corpse grinder July 11, 2003

Facefuck

When someone is having sex with someones face eg: when a guy grabs a girl by the back of her head and vigorously pushes her face onto his cock fucking her mouth just like her pussy or ass

#Mick grabbed Renee by the back of her head and shoved her face onto his cock shoving his hard cock into her mouth and fucked her face so hard and fast like he just did to her pussy Renee knew her face was about to be facefucked hardcore

by Likeabossbitch June 25, 2016

facebucket

What my grandma calls "Facebook"

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?

by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009