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Facespacetube Dick 

Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.
Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.
Facespacetube Dick by BS-man November 3, 2009
1.Noun: The pure essence of fail.
Adjective: When something has or is going to fails so hard, that no other word fits.

2.An exclamation of defeat or anger.
This food tastes so bad that it must be covered in failsaunce.

Today's test was pure failsauce.
Failsauce by Dragonheart91 October 14, 2008

facespace 

noun; verb; the combination of the two most popular networking sites frequently visited by today's most self-absorbed-nothing-better-to-do teenagers and adults attempting to hold on to their youth.
I'm so bored, wanna go on facespace?
Leave me alone I'm facespacing.
etc.
facespace by kim rusch June 20, 2006

FaceSpace / MyBook 

the combination of MySpace and FaceBook when you don't give a rats hairy ass what is going on in others lives
Girl 1: OMG! Did you see what Sarah posted on her wall?

Girl 2: I don't have facespace / mybook and don't really care.
FaceSpace / MyBook by leoguy85 February 21, 2012

Fapsauce 

n. 1.emissions made from the penis during or at the end of "fapping" (masturbating)
2. lubrications used during "fapping" (masturbating)
Henry grabbed a kleenex to clean up the fapsauce.
Fapsauce by Lovely Dork July 24, 2011

Fucksauce 

(fuk-sos) n.

1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
2. The lubrication that is produced by a woman's vagina when she is sexually aroused.
3. A derogatory term for an stupid person. (see synonyms moron, idiot, blockhead, dumbass, dipshit, retard, etc.)
I sprayed my fucksauce all over her face last night! It was hot!

Rachel makes some good fucksauce when she's horny!

Dude, that Steve kid is such a fucksauce.
Fucksauce by Barlow April 17, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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