Faarp 

The act of farting and projectile shitting at the same time.

“Don’t go to that sushi place, John couldn’t stop faarping for a week.”

Faarp by CronoAsh February 19, 2022

Brain FAARP 

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.

"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."

Brain FAARP by rqd January 12, 2012

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

farpotshket 

Completely ruined as a result of attempts to fix a minor imperfection.

Don't try to fix that tiny smudge! You will make the entire painting farpotshket!

farpotshket by Xardov November 13, 2011

Fearphobia 

Fear of Fear itself

fearphobia

Fearphobia by bigrodMclongdong November 1, 2008

Bull Flarps 

Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.

Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.

Bull Flarps by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017