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Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.
Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.
by Heather, Natalie, and Carla January 08, 2006
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A replacement word for anything sex related
"Damn girl, I love the way you flarp." ;)

"Dang, I think I flarped too much last night."
by poopie head November 21, 2012
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In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.
"That last chord sounded pretty flarp to me."
by Mara the Obscure March 09, 2005
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The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"
Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.
by Sean Foran August 14, 2007
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A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.
n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"
by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016
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When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.
Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.
by Shadowdude7 May 01, 2010
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Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat
Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.
by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013
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