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Fairport 

basically, it's the Mayberry of Rochester. The only stuff you can do here is a.) go to clawson's b.) go to "the coffee shop" c.) go bowlling d.) go see a movie/go to the mall. It's known for being snobby, but idk why b/c no one is really a snob. Oh, and the kids here are OCD about sports...if you don't play a sport, you are frowned upon.
Fairport, a small village in Rochester known for the saying "Once a Raider, Always a Raider"
Fairport by Whitnee June 29, 2008
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Fairport 

a.k.a. Fair"pot" Unlimited supply of weed.
Where can I score weed, Bro?...... Dude,.....It's Fairport!
Fairport by POMBTTIAR July 25, 2011

fairport 

A suburb of Rochester, New York. Its a cool place.
That a-to-the-n-to-the-faggot-ass-douchebag has obviously never been to fairport before.

note: fuck you atothendizzle, you gay motherfucking prick
fairport by Time89 December 22, 2004

Fairport 

A place populated almost purely by white people, who think that they're better than everyone else. The town of Rush-Henrietta is their rival.
oh my gosh look at all those white people in fairport
Fairport by hmmcool May 4, 2011

Fairport 

aka. Fagport, town where a bunch of stuck up fags live
Who lives in Fagport(Fairport)? FAGS!!

Fairport by dfh September 13, 2007

Fairport High School

Ridiculously large public high school outside of Rochester, NY. Houses tenth through twelfth grades. Faculty, staff, students, administration, and entire town of Fairport prioritizes sports (which we suck at) over education. Everyone ends up going to UB or MCC or St. John Fisher. Students are expected to be on a sports team and if they are not, they're outcasts or labeled potheads, which most athletes actually are. Girls wear loads of black eyeliner and push-up bras and tight Hollister jeans and flip flops in the middle of winter. Guys wear jerseys of somesort and baggy jeans without belts. Girls also wear cheerleading t-shirts and Soffe shorts with Adidas or Nike one-strap flip-flops all year round. Cheerleading is like a religion and if you aren't a fan, you're out. Fairport is overrated and everything from going to church to showing up for class is merely for social purposes. Everyone attends Assumption. The education is terrible at Fairport. Only 50% of kids passed the mandatory Math B exam in 2009 (which Fairport teachers will NEVER admit, even though every other school in the area knows we suck). In Fairport, if you get a bad grade on a test, you aren't chastised or even slightly encouraged to do better next time, you're praised for even showing up to class on time after such a hard night of partying the night before.
Soffe shorts and flip flops in January? She probably goes to Fairport High School.

Fairport village 

The fairport village is known for their weed, vaping and alcohol. If you want to party or score some pot go to the fairport village. Generally the physical town is nice and well constructed but the student tend to turn it upside down. The village has a history with famous stories of the partying that goes on in the village. One famous place in the village is the bird watch a place where teenagers took over and ruined fairport a reputation. Really nice town though.
“Hey lets to go to the fairport village to get smacked.”
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