farp

a farp is when someone burps and farts at the same time, can often happen accidentally or purposefully

farpers should be held in great regard for the skill required to co-ordinate different bodily noises

"After drinking a soda and having mexican food for dinner Jon was rather gaseous and farped many times."

by mitchelodian January 18, 2008

farp

to fart and fap at the same time.

Person A: Duuude, I was totally fapping to some porn, but i totally farped in the middle of it.

Person B: Awkward.

by derpherpcherp89 July 07, 2011

farp

The article of clothing worn by fat women in lieu of a sweater. It's too big to be a shawl...it can be most accurately described as a fabric tarp.

Is that a king size comforter? No, that's Big Bertha's farp.

by thekracken August 21, 2011

farp

A synonym to the more common term "sharting," the sum of shitting and farting.
fart + poop = farp
can be used as a noun or a verb

"Shit man, I think I just farped my dress."

"Dude, I just farped so hard that my butt fell out!"

by girlsdontp00p October 14, 2012

farp

A poop-fart, aka, a shart

Oops! I just farped in my pants.

by dmitchell78721 May 12, 2022

farp

Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.

Look at that old guy playing baseball, he looks like a farp.

by Speed89 June 02, 2011

farp

A cross between a fart and a poop. See shart.

Baby sister just did a fart and a poop. That's a farp!

by Chaitan May 17, 2015