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tri-fuckta 

When a string of bad luck bring you three life changing elements at once.
I've survived my tri-fuckta of bad luck!
tri-fuckta by jodiegirl37 August 1, 2011

Tri-Fuckta 

A Tri-Fuckta is a sexual act that three guys can engage in where one guy fucks another guy in his asshole while he's being fucked in HIS butt-hole by a third dude.
Three of my roomies had a Tri-Fuckta the other night, and all of us had cumgasms -- since I was in the middle, I was fucking one cadet while another was fucking me in my boy-hole!
Tri-Fuckta by USAF Cadet May 13, 2021

Tri-fuckta 

When you have three things simultaneously go wrong. The post result is being tri-fucked.
Brian had perfectly set up a romantic evening to celebrate the 10 yr wedding anniversary to his lovely wife Marta. Upon arriving at the restaurant he realized that he had accidentally made reservations for the day prior and no seating was available. Trying to salvage the evening Brian took his hungry wife to a luxurious hotel where he had made reservations. The hotel had overbooked and could not offer the suite that he had made reservations for and could only offer him a basement level employee room without views. Brian accepted the low quality room since they were out of town for the celebration. Once in the room, Brian was hoping to make love to his wife but found she was on her period. It was a perfect tri-fuckta of a evening and Brian was left feeling tri-fucked.
Tri-fuckta by Big Lud the Stud September 16, 2014

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.
This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.
fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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