fucktart

In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.
by tutti12 April 08, 2011
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fucktart

A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.
I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!
by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002
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fucktart

Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.
This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.
by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002
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fucktart

the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(
Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!
by fùh-ck tar-T March 12, 2003
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fucktart

That ____ really thought the latest trick would be different and call the next day.
by x March 14, 2003
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fucktart

you guys suck at defining this word.
FUCKTARD=fuck+retard so it is baisically fucking retard
FUCKTART=fuck+pastry so it is baisically fucking pastry

both are used in the same context,Fucktart is undoubtedly more awesome and effective
God, she pissed on your leg and then told you it was raining? WHAT A FUCKTART!
by I AM JAKE November 05, 2006
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fucktart

A woman you would enjoy having sex with, where tart refers to a woman who(you hope) is sexually promiscuous.
"She is such a fucktart. Look at those short shorts."
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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