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A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.
I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!
by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002
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In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.
by tutti12 March 23, 2011
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The solid state of vaginal excretions that are expelled during a queef.

A vaginal Shart.
I asked for a toaster strudel and she gave me a fuck tart.
by BigBend December 19, 2009
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A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart
"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."
by betrayedbyyou November 26, 2007
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its like a jackass and a mother-fucker and joey wright
joey u goddamn fuck-tart! WHAT THE HELL DON'T TOUH ME THERE!GODDAMN UR A FUCK-TART!DAMN MAN!
by Billiam mcCosby September 25, 2004
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A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)
That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.
by Jequita the Awesome January 25, 2008
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Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.
This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.
by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002
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