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FMAO
1) Acronym for "FUCK MY ASS OFF".
2) A combination of the popular internet phrases "FML" and "LMAO" which can be used in a variety of contexts.
3) An expression of frustration.
4) An expression used to describe sexual activities.
2) A combination of the popular internet phrases "FML" and "LMAO" which can be used in a variety of contexts.
3) An expression of frustration.
4) An expression used to describe sexual activities.
"FMAO, girl! I got blackout and backed into your brother's friend's car last night! FMAO!"
"I tried to have a friendly BBQ and it turned into a goddamned shit show. FMAO!"
"I FMAO'd last night... LIKE A BOSS!"
"I tried to have a friendly BBQ and it turned into a goddamned shit show. FMAO!"
"I FMAO'd last night... LIKE A BOSS!"
FMAO by Maria & Dan June 21, 2009
FMAOL
Fuck My Ass Off Laughing
This is just LMFAO, switched around, for a new, funner word that you and your friends can say to eachother and confuse the fuck out of other people, and fmaol at their cluelessness.
This is just LMFAO, switched around, for a new, funner word that you and your friends can say to eachother and confuse the fuck out of other people, and fmaol at their cluelessness.
Jim - Dude, i totally FMAOL'd when i found out derek's girlfriend had a cock...that's bigger than mine.
FMAOL by cockboybuttslut February 1, 2010
FMAO
Although it is an abbreviation that stands for "freezing my ass off," FMAO can stand for many things, such as "farting my ass off."
FMAO by fabcookie96 December 6, 2009
FFMAO
Billy: Travis- bring me gasx on the way home.. FFMAO
Travis: Ugh. Billy, you should’ve known that Mexican food wasn’t gonna sit well.. omw
Travis: Ugh. Billy, you should’ve known that Mexican food wasn’t gonna sit well.. omw
FFMAO by Kakialeichem July 25, 2019
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