fpaort 

when you fart and poop at the same timeits called a fpaort

oh shit i fpaort

fpaort by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020

Faportunity 

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

Faportunity by that one brotha January 28, 2009