FONKAR

an impossible task, an uphill task, something that just cant be done

Trying to get you to come online is becoming a fonkarous attempt, where are you?

by Cleobrutus September 20, 2011

Reverse Fonzarelli

While your girfriend is giving you a blowjob(you must be sitting down) lift your thumb into the air and swing it over her back and into her ass and yell AHHHH like FONZIE

REVERSE FONZARELLI is the newest bedroom party trick the definition speaks for its self

by blacktoothsmile1313 October 22, 2010

fonker

a fonker is when the head of the penis can be seen through a pair of athletic shorts

at the gym you can see someones "fonker" because they are wearing no underwear

by matt schneider September 24, 2005

because fankart

phrase explanatory
Used to convey that personal desire is a/the justification for an action.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: because fan + kart. Referring to the MIT produced shopping carts mounted with ducted fans that lacked any obvious function.

As an alternative to "because I want to, damn it":

A: I don't understand your obsession with building 3D printers when better ready-made ones already exist. Why do you do it?
B: Because fankart.

A: What are you working on today?
B: An electric scooter. And I'm making my own motor controller because... well... because fankart...

by ajidica March 23, 2011

Folkar

När man andas högt i mikrofonen

Arne, du folkar i mikrofonen!

by gn1p January 10, 2016

Fonker

Chicken

Are you having fonker for dinner.

by Emily2020 July 23, 2020

Funkaroo

While doing a "Dunkaroo", (when a man or woman dips their head into the icy waters of a keg tub (feet held up by two friends) and stays under water until they feels numb, at which time they must whip their head out of the tub to chug a beer), the participant farts on the two people holding up their legs.

We were all doing Dunkaroos last night and having a great time. Then Nick's turn was up and he did the nastiest Funkaroo, causing me and Casey to vomit into the keg tub.

by PCiP September 16, 2009