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"fear of missing Instagram content".

The fear of never finding an Instagram post again after having caught a glimpse due to the new algorithm.

#fear #missing #socialmedia #instagram #fomo #jomo
When I opened Instagram this morning I saw a great meme but the app immediately loaded new content and I wasn’t able to finish reading the caption. It gave me major FOMIC.
FOMIC by MARIE_ADRIAN_3DP March 20, 2019
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Two guys swordfighting with their cocks for a girl they want to have sex with.

...allow me to explain...

When a woman wants to have sex with two men of whom she finds very attractive. These two guys however are mortal enemies and are both competing for marrying and/or dating this woman. The woman knows a threesome is not an option at this point so she declares a foick between the two men. Only the woman can declare the foick as a last resort for the two guys who want to fuck her.

HERE ARE THE RULES

1: stabbing the opponent`s balls with your dick is an automatic win
2: NO HANDS (unless you`re jerking), no kicks either.
3: ejaculating on the opponent`s balls is an automatic rematch.
4: if you lose your erection, you lose]
5: pissing and ejaculating is allowed
6: dick breaking (from extreme hardcore foicking) is a loss for both men
7: disobeying the foick rules results in a rematch
8: the woman is in full control of the foick
Tashira: I want to have sex with both of you.
Kevin: I can`t stand the sight of that retard
Fred: As much as Tashira turns me on, the thought of Kevin makes my jizz go right back into my dickhole!
Tashira: Well then... I didn`t think I`d have to do this... I declare a foick to the death!
Fred: Oh it`s fucking on, asshole!
Kevin: Tashira wants my cock
*cocks clashing together*
Tashira: *masturbating to Kevin and Fred foicking*
Fred: Kevin, look! Tashira`s masturbating, isn`t it hot?
Kevin: *gets distracted* *cums*
Fred: *stabs Kevin in balls*
Kevin: Fuck! My balls hurt like fucking hell!!!
Fred: You`re just a pervert anyway, kevin!

Tashira: Now let`s fuck, Fred!
Fred: fucks Tashira right in front of Kevin.
Kevin: *commits suicide my drowning in the cum and sqirt fluid*
Related Words
FOMIC • foxican • fomie • fomit • fomi • Foice • FOMCL • Formica • femicide • Foick
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