FODWA 

Stands for "Far Out Dinner Was Awesome"

An expression used after an impressive dinner time meal.

FODWA is only effective when pronounced with an English accent.

Child: Hey Ma, FODWA!!
Mum: Excuse me?
Child: FODWA!!! Far out dinner was awesome, I love grilled chicken!

FODWA by MinMel November 19, 2011

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. 

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

Forwaken 

When one is woken up before their alarm goes off.

Mom: *wakes me up at 8:30 when my alarm is set to 9:00*
Me: Why have you forwaken me?

Forwaken by THEHOTDOGMAN April 7, 2019

Forwaholic 

Someone who sees fit to forward you every stupid joke, falsified political quote or conspiracy, emotional cheeseball powerpoint show, extremely important safety alert, and annoying chain letter that they receive, thinking that you're interested in that garbage. Luckily, they're also clogging up their own Sent Items folders & will hopefuly crash their own systems soon.

"My uncle is the biggest forwaholic I know. I especially love the chain letters he sends me saying I hate God or America if I don't forward it on."

Forwaholic by Ed Bodine June 5, 2009

Fadwa 

fadwa is the most gorgeous woman you will ever meet, she is kind and open-minded, she is so hott, she is so precious and NEVERlose a girl as beautiful as her

fadwa is so hot
I wish I can be as hot as fadwa

I love you fadwa

Fadwa by fml_bye March 25, 2019

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

Fudwad 

Scottish slang

lit; Large guncky build up from vaginal yeast infection

com; insult

ie that Amy Winehouse is one manky fudwad

Fudwad by sharkeyandgeorge October 28, 2009