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1.) A mean-spirited person who only cares about himself.
2.) That glop of pussy snot that gloms onto your dick when you're done.
1.) Word! That asshole Fleming sure is a fucwad!
2.) I say, Margaret. You've donated a nice fucwad upon my tallywhacker this morning! Quite!
fucwad by fucwad March 14, 2004
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Fudwad • fucwad • Fudaddy • fudwa • fudwap • Fugwad • fukwad • fulwadi • fuwad • Fuwaddles

Lord Fukwad

A Lord Fukwad is a person who finds a way to fuck shit up every chance they get, weather it be in purpose or accidental. The word can trace its roots to the late, not so great Lord Farquad. Lord Farquad himself was actually a known Lord Fukwad.
Timmy, did you break my pencil? Dont be such a Lord Fukwad Timmy!
Lord Fukwad by Dictionary_Dictator January 1, 2021

Fuwaddles 

A short, fat, red head, that steals lines and waddles when he/she runs. Often has an annoying gay brother.
Example 1-OH GOD ITS FUWADDLES!!! oh geez don't say anything that he might steal.

Example 2- Did you see that fuwaddle kid run.

Example 3- That kid is such a fuwwadle.
Fuwaddles by zack sharkey June 23, 2009
It means heart in Arabic. Most guys named Fuwad are nice. Some are attractive, some are not. All in all, a good person.
Random person: "Hello! What's your name?"
Me: "My name is Fuwad."
Random person: "What does your named mean?"
Me: "It means heart in Arabic."
fuwad by chocolatecake77 February 24, 2015
A sick geezer who is a G. This person is known to be extremely amazing and is one of the trending people of the season.

They have been known to mankind as a noscoper and a Count Strike Global Offensive pro gamer as well as being gnarly.
They regularly spam the group chats on Snapchat as well
'Add fudaddy on Snapchat . 'fismail170 is the username'
Fudaddy by I'm a geezer June 12, 2018
An urban word found on hat-avenue.com/kidchat.html
Which has the same meaning as "fucktard and fuckwan"
"yer welcome u fukwad"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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