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When having a bowl movement, the stool is nearly liquid, and burns not only the intestines, but the sphincter as well, leading one to believe their rectum is on fire. A more common term that would be used as a noun would be "Lava butt"
Dude, last night after downing a bottle of tequila, for no reason at all I consumed a ton of chili peppers! I was awoken the next morning to FIREAH, I haven't left my toilet in hours.
Fireah by WaldoBro123 January 5, 2010
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Those firehos know their way around an engine, and the men's locker room.
firehos by hubabubba September 12, 2011
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Firewhiner 

A man or woman firefighter that continually bitches and complains.
You really need to stop being such a firewhiner.
Firewhiner by e_eb August 4, 2014
The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.
Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.
fireshits by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

firehall 

The desired location for hick wedding receptions, the bingo machine behind the bride and groom adds that extra touch that cannot be matched by Uncle Vern's barn
After'n they git hitched Bubba and hiz woman iz havin' a shindig down at the firehall!
firehall by jeaniesing July 5, 2006

firehouse groupie 

A young woman, often under age, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with firefighters or is attracted the appeal hanging out in large trucks.
She's a firehouse groupie, of course she'll suck your dick, chief.
firehouse groupie by monckee August 4, 2008
A person with a distinct lack of taste, the word can also be used if another word cannot be thought of at that time.

The action wherein someone strikes someone across the chest with the back of your hand.
the man was scornful as the women clearly a fireham
Fireham by cool runnings Jamaican October 10, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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