Firehosed

When having sex, and about to bust nut, you pull out and explode your semen all over her body, as if you had just shot her with a firehose.

"I was fucking this girl last night and she said that I could finish anywhere so at the last second I pulled out and firehosed her in the face

by Firehoser May 12, 2014

firehosed

When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.

Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!

by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014

firehos

slutty female firefighters

Those firehos know their way around an engine, and the men's locker room.

by hubabubba September 12, 2011

firehouse groupie

A young woman, often under age, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with firefighters or is attracted the appeal hanging out in large trucks.

She's a firehouse groupie, of course she'll suck your dick, chief.

by monckee August 4, 2008

Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

firehose

firehose - propaganda delivered quickly, repetitively and continuously in high quantities via multiple channels, with no commitment to objective reality. (Defined by C. Paul and M. Matthews for Rand Corporation in "The Russian 'Firehose of Falsehood' Propaganda Model")

Over the past three months, the administration has continued firehose, making numerous false claims about the press and repeating assertions clearly proven untrue.

by Wilmosprey August 31, 2018

release the firehose

To take a piss!

A: I'll be right back!
B: Hey! Where are you going, man?
A: I'm gonna release the firehose.

by bragaboy February 14, 2014