eyeopener

What you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.

I knew the day was going to be a rough one, so I pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.

by Dan Cheese May 15, 2005

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

irish eyeopener

morning alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey, orange juice and green coloring. often enjoyed on March 18th with leftover whiskey from st. patrick's day.

I woke so hungover, I needed an irish eyeopener to get my day started.

by 188 Marcus Garvey April 24, 2014

eye-opener

1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one

Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.

by Light Joker October 2, 2005

Turkish Eye Opener

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.

When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.

by Marty D January 3, 2007

eye opener

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.

"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."

by talley June 11, 2006

East end eye opener

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017