P: how much has jim had to drink?
Eric: 3 Cocaine in the Veins..why?
P: watch him text..hes one eyeing it
Eric: 3 Cocaine in the Veins..why?
P: watch him text..hes one eyeing it
by Perrotta December 8, 2008
A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
by KevJo October 13, 2009
The technique of closing one eye to be able to see straight usually attributed to double vision due to over consumption of alcohol
by r1v3t October 13, 2009
by maxxxxxxx111 February 5, 2009
"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."
-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"
-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"
by startrek3000 May 24, 2010