Eyenection

The vibe and connection you feel with another person when you lock eyes.

The eyenection Susie had with the boy from her English class made her feel like they really connected.

by amagal March 12, 2015

erejection

v. to reject an erection because of withstanding commitments/lack of time.

1. Boy, sorry to ereject you, but I gotta get to school.
2. (Prime example of erejection) SHIT - I have to get up in like 2 hours. Time to ereject.

by DJP123 February 16, 2009

erejection

v. to reject an erection because of withstanding commitments/lack of time.

1. Boy, sorry to ereject you, but I gotta get to school.
2. (Prime example of erejection) SHIT - I have to get up in like 2 hours.

by DJP123 February 16, 2009

erejection

erejection (n.)

When the ability to urinate is compromised by an erection. The most common situation is waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but your erection rejects the ability to urinate and, if well-endowed, perhaps even the ability to seat yourself on the toilet.

guy1: "no i didnt sleep well. i woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and had to just wait there for what seemed like forever for my erection to go away."

guy2: "sounds like a classic case of erejection. you couldn't just sit down?"

guy1: "no, my penis is too big."

guy2: "thats not what jenny said..."

by cb061289 March 23, 2011

Exerection

The boner some men get after exercising.

Dude leaving the gym I had a total exerection.

by Detroit-Jay May 26, 2011

eyerection

Bulging of the eyes from viewing something exciting or suprising.

At a showing of Transformers, everyone in the theater got an eyerection from viewing Megan Fox.

by the. July 6, 2009

jiz eyefection

when you get shot in the eye with cum -

Hey Mary - I had to call out sick yesterday and i went to the eye doctor - he told me i have a Jiz eyefection - that was a great facial - but please keep your eyes closed...

by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009