Eyenection
The eyenection Susie had with the boy from her English class made her feel like they really connected.
Eyenection by amagal March 12, 2015
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erejection
1. Boy, sorry to ereject you, but I gotta get to school.
2. (Prime example of erejection) SHIT - I have to get up in like 2 hours. Time to ereject.
2. (Prime example of erejection) SHIT - I have to get up in like 2 hours. Time to ereject.
erejection by DJP123 February 16, 2009
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erejection (n.)
When the ability to urinate is compromised by an erection. The most common situation is waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but your erection rejects the ability to urinate and, if well-endowed, perhaps even the ability to seat yourself on the toilet.
When the ability to urinate is compromised by an erection. The most common situation is waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but your erection rejects the ability to urinate and, if well-endowed, perhaps even the ability to seat yourself on the toilet.
guy1: "no i didnt sleep well. i woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and had to just wait there for what seemed like forever for my erection to go away."
guy2: "sounds like a classic case of erejection. you couldn't just sit down?"
guy1: "no, my penis is too big."
guy2: "thats not what jenny said..."
guy2: "sounds like a classic case of erejection. you couldn't just sit down?"
guy1: "no, my penis is too big."
guy2: "thats not what jenny said..."
erejection by cb061289 March 23, 2011
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Exerection by Detroit-Jay May 26, 2011
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jiz eyefection
Hey Mary - I had to call out sick yesterday and i went to the eye doctor - he told me i have a Jiz eyefection - that was a great facial - but please keep your eyes closed...
jiz eyefection by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009
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